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Here is Will and Guy's collection of funny warnings on labels, signs and
assorted products.  We also have a few lucky escapes!

Contents

• 1 Funny Warnings: Topics on This Page
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• 2 More Funny Warnings on Other Pages
• 3 Willand Guy's 10 Funny WarningLabels Found on Food Packaging
• 4 Silly Warning Label - But OhSo True!
• 5 Strange Instructions
• 6 Stupid Warning Signs
• 7 20 Hilarious Warning Labels Collected by Will and Guy
• 8 Funny Warning Label on Jose Cuervo Especial
• 9 Nothing As Mundane as Safety Must Interfere With the Tea Break
• 10 See more sections of funny pictures, amusing videosand clean jokes

Funny Warnings: Topics on This Page

• Funny Warning Labels
  Found on Food Packaging
• Silly Warning Label - But
  Oh So True!
• Strange Instructions
• Stupid Warning Signs

More Funny Warnings on Other Pages

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

• Funny Safety Pictures
• Funny Health and
  Safety - Dangerous Ladders
• Safety PowerPoint Presentation
• Accidents - Video
  Clip
• Funny Warning Signs
• Silly Christmas Warnings
• Funny
  Christmas Labels
• Funny Warning Labels
• Silly Labels
• Funny Labels on Food and Other Products
• Shoot Self - Beware
• Lucky Escape

Will
and Guy's 10 Funny Warning
Labels Found on Food Packaging

Cautionary notices on packaging is good source of humour, here are ten of
our best examples.

1. Suitable for outdoor use.  Found on a rain gauge.
2. For
   use by trained personnel only.  On a can of air freshener.
3. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.  On a box of rat
   poison.
4. Warning: High in sodium.  On a salt cellar.
5. Remove the plastic wrapper.  The instruction on a bag of microwave
   popcorn.
6. Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.  On a
   box of pills.
7. Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
8. Use like
   regular soap.  On a bar of soap.
9. This product is not to be used in bathrooms.  On a bathroom
   heater.
10. Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat
    when it wants.  On a bag of cat biscuits.

Silly Warning Label - But Oh
So True!

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
"Able to
Do the Worst Possible Job."

See more silly
warning
labels

Strange Instructions

These cautions raise more questions than they answer.

On
Children Cough Medicine:

'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On packaging for a clothes iron:

'Do not iron clothes on body'.

(But
wouldn't
this save me more time?)

On a Myer hairdryer:

'Do not use while sleeping'.

See more funny warning labels

Stupid Warning Signs

Wherever you go look out for funny signs, most are accidents, but ever
people get the humour right, they get an attentive audience.

Please be safe.  Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences.
If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick.
Thank you.

20 Hilarious Warning Labels Collected by Will and Guy

1. Do not use house paint on face. Seen on TV in a Visa commercial that
   depicts an expecting couple looking for paint at a hardware store.
2. Do not drive cars in ocean. Seen in a car commercial which shows a car
   in the ocean.
3. Always drive on roads. Not on people. Taken from a car
   commercial which shows a vehicle 'body-surfing' at a concert.
4. Take
   care: new non-slip surface. A sign in front of a newly renovated ramp that
   led to the entrance of a building.
5. Do not sit under coconut trees. A
   sign on a coconut palm in a car park.
6. These rows reserved for parents
   with children.  A sign in a church.
7. All cups leaving this store, rather
   full or empty, must be paid for.  A sign in a Cumberland Farms in
   Hillsboro, New Hampshire.
8. Malfunction: Too less water. A notice left
   on a coffee machine.
9. Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone. On a
   form in a clinic.
10. You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.
    Details inside.  On a bag of Fritos.
11. Fits one head. On a hotel-provided
    shower cap box.
12. Payment is due by the due date. On a credit card
    statement.
13. No small children. On a Laundromat triple washer.
14. Toilet
    Plunger - Caution: Do not use near power lines.
15. Dremel Electric Rotary
    Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
16. Stridex
    Foaming Face Wash - May contain foam.
17. Earplugs - These ear plugs are
    nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
18. Pine
    Mountain Fire Logs - Caution: Risk of fire.
19. Air Conditioner - Caution:
    Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
20. Caution: The contents
    of this bottle should not be fed to fish.  Found on a bottle of shampoo for
    dogs.

Funny Warning Label on Jose Cuervo Especial

Nothing As Mundane as Safety Must Interfere With the Tea Break

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silly signs.

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